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Never one to go a week without being an insufferable blowhard, Donald Trump has announced his plans to create a reality show designed to teach women how to live up to his high standards.
Donald Trump may be done looking for an Apprentice, but he’s just beginning his search for a lady.
Variety reports that Fox and Trump are developing a new reality series “Lady or a Tramp”, where party girls are sent to charm school. Based on British show Ladette to Lady, Tramp will feature weekly challenges related to etiquette lessons. Each episode, one contestant will be “expelled.”
The always humble Trump said of the show: “We are all sick and tired of the glamorization of these out-of-control young women, so I have taken it upon myself to do something about it. I am creating a real-life version of My Fair Lady with my company Trump Productions. This show is all about getting a second chance and transforming for the better; the idea is genius and the show will be huge.”
You know what? Shut up, Donald Trump. I’m no fan of the Lindsay Lohans and Paris Hiltons of the world either, but just shut right up. His time would be better served creating a show like “Hairpiece or Roadkill?” or “Relevant or Not So Much?” Or, you know, just shutting the hell up.
Source: Us