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Tom And Katie Are Already Whoring Suri Out

Suri Cruise may only be 16 months old, but she’s already got her first job: she’s going to be the new face of Baby Gap.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ daughter Suri has been signed up to be the face of high street chain Baby Gap, according to reports.

The showbiz couple were allegedly approached with a modelling contract by the clothing store to get the 16-month-old to front their latest campaign.

Suri has already taken part in a photoshoot, when Vanity Fair put her on the front cover of their magazine alongside parents Cruise and Holmes.

Well, she is an adorable little girl, so it’s not a bad choice on the part of The Gap. And this way she’ll be able to make her own money, so the day she turns 18 she can run far, far away, change her name, dye her hair, maybe get a fake beard (like her dad, yuk yuk), and never ever have her thetans checked again. It’s win-win!

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Boring update: No she isn’t. Wow, they really got their reps on that rumor fast. I guess L. Ron Hubbard is anti-Gap. It may be the only thing I agree with him on.

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