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The Brangelina Saga Isn’t Over Yet

Rumors of strife and an impending breakup have been dogging them for months, but Brangelina’s reps want everyone to know that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are as strong a couple as ever.

In the past two months, Life & Style and In Touch have published no less than four cover stories predicting or even announcing Brangelina’s demise.

Citing things as mundane as motorcycle rides or (gasp!) solo outings with the kids, the reports might lead one to think that every tiny daily detail is a threat to the couple’s happy home.

And yet today, while the Jolie-Pitts continue to vacation in France, Pitt’s rep assures Usmagazine.com that the rumors are (once again) much ado about nothing. She tells Us, “these magazines continue to write lies about our clients to sell magazines.”

Rest assured, Us readers, America’s most famous family remains intact.

I love how Us is making it out like they’re taking the high road here. “Oh, those other magazines - they just want to sell magazines. Us? We’re in it for the important global service we provide. Also, don’t buy Life & Style or In Touch. Those guys are jerks, and I heard that they called you fat. Plus they smell like hot garbage.”

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