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Gentlemen, Start Your Engines: Jessica Alba Is Single Again

The collective prayers of millions of men were answered today when it was announced that super-hot Jessica Alba had broken up with her boyfriend and is once again on the market.

After two-and-a-half years together, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have split. The 26-year-old actress broke up with Warren, a 28-year-old producer, last week over the phone, sources tell Usmagazine.com.

Sources tell Us that Alba, who was abroad over the weekend promoting Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, called Warren on July 22 and told him, “I’m not in love with you anymore.”

Within hours, Alba had dispatched an assistant to the L.A. home they shared to pack up Warren’s belongings and move him out.

Just a month ago, Spike TV named Warren the “Luckiest Bastard” of 2007 at their first annual Guy’s Choice Awards, due to his relationship with Alba.

But now, a source tells Us that Warren isn’t feeling lucky at all and is, understandably, very upset.

The breakup “happened…almost out of nowhere,” the source says. “[Cash] thinks it’s for another guy but doesn’t know….he’s totally devastated. But it was all her.” (Alba’s rep declined to comment.)

Cash Warren has to be just about the saddest man on the planet right now, next to the guy who had to perform Bush’s colonoscopy and…well, nobody else. His friends and family may want to take away his shoelaces and stuff him in a padded room for a while. Just the next fifty years or so.

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