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Brandon Davis: Still Sweaty, Now Poor

Brandon Davis - the slovenly, perpetually greasy sycophantic friend of Paris Hilton best known for his Lindsay Lohan “firecrotch” tirade - has been cut off by his billionaire family.

The good times seem to have come to an end for Paris Hilton’s pal Brandon Davis.

Friends tell us the unctuous oil heir has been “cut off” by his parents. Multiple sources say he has been asking friends for loans and for places to stay.

He was seen availing himself of the free goodies available to celebs at Miami Fashion Week last week.

“I know for a fact that his parents cut him off,” a pal tells us. “Brandon has just enough money to get a very inexpensive, low-rate room at The Standard [hotel in Miami]. We all feel sorry for him. Brandon’s in a bad place and is very depressed. He has kicked his partying up big time.”

One eyewitness says that Davis was celebrating especially hard on Tuesday night at the party where the Beach Boys performed with John Stamos.

“Brandon was sweating at the bar and downing drinks. He could not stop touching his face — it was definitely odd behavior. He hung out all night and met up with Kim Kardashian later. Then on Wednesday he continued to party, staying out until 6 a.m. on Thursday,” says the snitch.

Brandon Davis is a man who should never ever set foot in a city like Miami. Really, he needs to avoid tropical and humid locations altogether. He’d sweat in a laboratory where they were attempting to approach absolute zero. He’d sweat on Pluto. And now he has no money for antiperspirants, and I’m frankly more than a little concerned about what this means for global warming.

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