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Paris Hilton Is A Fashion Maven

Having, uh, conquered the worlds of acting and singing, Paris Hilton is applying her, um, considerable talents to covering up your ass with a new line of jeans.

Paris Hilton is to launch her own range of jeans.

The hotel heiress - who recently served 23 days in prison for driving with a suspended licence - flew to San Francisco on Wednesday (11.07.07) to meet with executives from Macy’s department store to discuss her new denim line.

A source said: “The reaction from Macy’s was amazing. They’ll be on sale as soon as possible.”

Paris, 26, was thought to be wearing one of her new designs - a pair of dark and skinny jeans with diamante along the outer leg seam - when she left jail last month.

I live in flyover country and, as such, probably should keep quiet on fashion-related issues. Last week I watched my neighbor walk his dog while he was wearing Zubaz and a wife-beater. People here are big on appliquéd American flag sweatshirts and knee-length jean shorts. That said, those jeans are ugly as hell. Whoever gave Paris her first bedazzler should be punched in the face. Next year she’ll release a fragrance line based on the refreshing scent of OxyClean, or whatever other infomercial catches her attention.

Seriously, look:

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