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Not Circumcised? Don’t Even Think About Talking To Nicole Richie.

When choosing a partner, most of us look for things like shared values, mutual attraction, a good sense of humor, maybe a trust fund and poor health. But that’s because we’re not famous like Nicole Richie, whose main criterion is a circumcised penis.

Nicole Richie will only date circumcised men.

‘The Simple Life’ star insists it is very important to her that any potential boyfriend has undergone the private procedure - which involves the foreskin being surgically removed the penis.

She said: “The one thing I always look for in a guy is for them to be circumcised.”

Nicole, who is believed to be expecting a baby with Good Charlotte frontman Joel Madden, also revealed that marriage and children are something she has always wanted.

The 25-year-old star - whose adopted parents, singer Lionel Richie and Brenda, had an acrimonious divorce - said: “The world isn’t perfect, but I’m optimistic about family and marriage.”

Rumours about Nicole’s pregnancy have been circulating for months, while it has also been reported that she and Joel are planning to marry this summer.

However, Nicole’s representative is still refusing to comment on the matter, only saying: “We have nothing to report.”

I’ve watched The Simple Life a time or two, and I’ve seen how socially inappropriate Nicole Richie can be. Even still, I can’t imagine how that conversation happens in the getting-to-know-you stage. Is it like…eyes meet across a crowded room, a little smile plays on her lips. He walks over to her, her heart starts beating a little faster (maybe the coke just kicked in.) He says “Can I buy you a drink?” She looks up at him demurely, twisting her hair around her finger, and says “Your dick: is it cut?”

Never mind, I take it back. I can totally imagine that happening.

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