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Jessica Simpson Isn’t Much Of A Feminist

Jessica Simpson gave an interview to Harper’s Bazaar in which she assured the public that her breasts are real, and set the women’s movement back a good 70 years.

Jessica Simpson isn’t letting a break-up and a busted movie get her down. On the contrary, the pop star is on the cover of August’s Harper’s Bazaar looking as confident and sexy as ever. Read on for excerpts from the magazine’s interview!:

On people’s changing perceptions of her since her Newlyweds days:
“I don’t think people really know me anymore. Everybody used to see my day-to-day life; you saw a lot of my personality and my goofiness…I like falling on my face and getting up again, because everybody does it. Everybody has burped at the dinner table once in her life and said excuse me, you know?”

On the subtle differences between her and sister Ashlee Simpson:
“The difference between me and my sister – she goes to a thrift store and can buy something for 20 bucks, and I have to go buy a black button-down at Barneys. For $900. Because it’s a collector’s item.”

On whether she would ever have plastic surgery:
“I love the bump in my nose. People have said that I’ve had things like a jaw replacement or implant or something. I’m photographed everyday of my life and have never worn any bandages or anything, so how could that be right? But maybe after having kids, if my boobs dropped down to my belly button, I would get them lifted…Maintenance. But you know, my boobs are real.”

On who all the effort is for:
“I dress for men. I dress for men and myself. If I’m dressing for men, then I know it’s good for myself!”

Oh honey. For real? I knew her father brainwashed her into believing that she was nothing but sex on two legs, but she’s become an ambulatory Malibu Stacy doll. Did they edit out the part where she said “Don’t ask me, I’m just a girl!” and “Thinking too much gives you wrinkles!”? I have to go burn a bra or something.

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